{"id":349,"date":"2017-10-30T13:53:44","date_gmt":"2017-10-30T18:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=349"},"modified":"2017-10-30T14:35:38","modified_gmt":"2017-10-30T19:35:38","slug":"e39","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=349","title":{"rendered":"E39"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/BMW-E39-M5-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-350\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/BMW-E39-M5-9.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/BMW-E39-M5-9-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/BMW-E39-M5-9-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>More accurate image coming soon, complete with dumpster damage!<\/p>\n<p>The 1996-2003 BMW 5-series, generation E39, is said to have at once created and perfected the balance between luxury and performance.  I don&#8217;t know about that, but they are Germanic in many ways &#8211; well-assembled, handsome, capable, and stable.  The E39 is Germanic in other ways too &#8211; difficult to diagnose, complicated, expensive, and narrow in operating range.<\/p>\n<p>An example &#8211; the trunk lid has a diagram of how to properly put three golf bags into the trunk, when in reality the image should show how to put whatever parts of the car you&#8217;ve had to remove to work on whatever has broken which they&#8217;ve hid behind said parts.  Another example is the headlamps.  Self-leveling Xenon low-beams with Corona rings that were the first in the industry to implement a &#8216;halo&#8217; design for the parking lights &#8211; a classy design if you ask me. Unfortunately, the headlights are sealed assemblies and the plastic pieces that connect the low-beam carriage to the adjuster become brittle over time and break.  The headlights also use a network of fiber optic cable to create the halo lighting and illuminate the side marker lamp from a single bulb.  As a result, each headlight assembly costs $750 or more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More accurate image coming soon, complete with dumpster damage! The 1996-2003 BMW 5-series, generation E39, is said to have at once created and perfected the balance between luxury and performance. I don&#8217;t know about that, but they are Germanic in many ways &#8211; well-assembled, handsome, capable, and stable. The E39 is Germanic in other ways &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=349\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;E39&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":356,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/349\/revisions\/356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}