“April showers bring May flowers”.\u00c2\u00a0 Except, maybe when those showers are snow showers.\u00c2\u00a0 Luckily, a seven foot snowman keeps watch over the field.\u00c2\u00a0 He lists dangerously to one side before the wind knocks him to the ground.\u00c2\u00a0 The weather is not particularly favorable for bike riding, although some hardcore riders may beg to differ.\u00c2\u00a0 Nonetheless, I don’t think I’ll see any more trails up here this year [grrrrrrrrrr].\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
This snow is the kind that you love when you are five and don’t have to wash your own socks when they get totally soaked with freezing water.\u00c2\u00a0 It is so wet that it is turning grey from being saturated with water.\u00c2\u00a0 There is no longer six inches of snow on the ground.\u00c2\u00a0 It is four inches of slush.\u00c2\u00a0 I don’t even have any more highly concentrated, artificially sweetened, somewhat hydroginated, wjowsa colored syrup to pour on it and sell as a slushie!\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
We can’t even make snowmen anymore, which is a real shame because we had planned on making a snowman family in one of the freshman dorm bathrooms.\u00c2\u00a0 And by planned, I mean ‘mentioned in passing to other delinquents’.\u00c2\u00a0 And by making a snowman family, I mean ‘talk about making a snowman family until it becomes too late in the evening and we are all like “[yawn] I’m tired, what’s on T.V.?'”.<\/p>\n
P.S.: wjowsa.\u00c2\u00a0google it. you’ll be glad you did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“April showers bring May flowers”.\u00c2\u00a0 Except, maybe when those showers are snow showers.\u00c2\u00a0 Luckily, a seven foot snowman keeps watch over the field.\u00c2\u00a0 He lists dangerously to one side before the wind knocks him to the ground.\u00c2\u00a0 The weather is not particularly favorable for bike riding, although some hardcore riders may beg to differ.\u00c2\u00a0 Nonetheless, … <\/p>\n