{"id":23,"date":"2007-12-02T20:01:50","date_gmt":"2007-12-03T01:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/?p=23"},"modified":"2007-12-03T19:45:06","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T00:45:06","slug":"everything-needs-an-acronym","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Everything needs an acronym"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Newly Acquired Portable Communications Device is no exception.\u00c2\u00a0 But, NAPCD is too generic, too plain.\u00c2\u00a0 How about: Portable Hip Odious Numeric Executor&#8230;nah, too trite.\u00c2\u00a0 Let&#8217;s try: Happy Exciting Lovely Ingenious Object&#8230;no.\u00c2\u00a0 Way too cutsie, besides, its already taken.\u00c2\u00a0 Yay! I have got it!:\u00c2\u00a0 Totally Unnecessary Ringing Device.\u00c2\u00a0 Simple, elegant, accurate, fun&#8230; ITS perfect!!!<\/p>\n<p>Oops, I have to go now, my TURD is ringing and needs to be charged&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Newly Acquired Portable Communications Device is no exception.\u00c2\u00a0 But, NAPCD is too generic, too plain.\u00c2\u00a0 How about: Portable Hip Odious Numeric Executor&#8230;nah, too trite.\u00c2\u00a0 Let&#8217;s try: Happy Exciting Lovely Ingenious Object&#8230;no.\u00c2\u00a0 Way too cutsie, besides, its already taken.\u00c2\u00a0 Yay! I have got it!:\u00c2\u00a0 Totally Unnecessary Ringing Device.\u00c2\u00a0 Simple, elegant, accurate, fun&#8230; ITS perfect!!! Oops, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/?p=23\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Everything needs an acronym&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}