{"id":24,"date":"2007-12-04T23:36:52","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T04:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/?p=24"},"modified":"2007-12-05T10:04:09","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T15:04:09","slug":"spam-eater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.buzzardo.com\/wordpress\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Spam Eater…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Adding to the absurdity of this all-too-common problem is the content of the spam messages I have been recieving.<\/p>\n

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