My Newly Acquired Portable Communications Device is no exception. But, NAPCD is too generic, too plain. How about: Portable Hip Odious Numeric Executor…nah, too trite. Let’s try: Happy Exciting Lovely Ingenious Object…no. Way too cutsie, besides, its already taken. Yay! I have got it!: Totally Unnecessary Ringing Device. Simple, elegant, accurate, fun… ITS perfect!!!
Oops, I have to go now, my TURD is ringing and needs to be charged…