Spam Eater…

Spam.  Its not really meat.  Its not really food.  Its saturated, condensed, animal by-products in a can.  Something that can be served as an appetizer during a party where people have invited themselves to your house.  Spam is funny because you can pretend that it is some expensive pate, and everyone will believe you and tell you how wonderful it actually is. 

Crazy, how the name Spam applies to garbage communications too.   Almost like someone actually thought of the crap before naming it.  Coincidentally, one of the reasons I have been hesitant to visit my own weblog is that every time I logged in, there would be several spam comments for me to moderate.  By several I actually mean hundreds, six hundred eighteen on the last go around. 

Adding to the absurdity of this all-too-common problem is the content of the spam messages I have been recieving.

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For example, I wonder what the content of this message is:

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…well, if he had finished that statement, maybe I would be inclined to let him scam me.

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Some spambots try to get a little personal:
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